Creepy Skittles Commercial

I love these candies. The commercials? Not so much.

Big Guy, Little Woman

Just plain strange.



Duo Connivence - A funny movie is a click away

Police arrest lesbians for 'torturing' boy, 5

It's Shitty Parent Day here on SBCRK!

Read how this lesbian couple tortured and maimed their 5 yr old son, then abandoned him to try and pass off another child as theirs!

Horrible excuse for parents

These two actually let their 18 month old toddlers starve to death and didn't "notice" until a week after they were dead.

The mother actually said "I don't think I fed them enough".

Shoot both the parents in the head..that's the only way to take care of this.

The Typical Mother's Day Revisited

With Mother's Day looming just 6 hours away, I feel obligated to repost this entry I made last year on Mother's Day. Let's hope for a better one in 2008. for my husbands sake at least, it had better be.


At least typical for me.

Wake up at 8 to the sound of gently talking 10 month old. Ma-Ma, Ma-Ma. (this is a new word in the last week so it doesn't bother me...yet)

While feeding above mentioned 10 month old, told by the 6 yr old that everyone is up, and the hands on the clock are in the green (meaning that his modified bedroom clock says it's between 7:30 and 9am and he can get up now)

Breakfast for the older two. Playtime with the baby.

Husband off to work.

Wait, work? yes, for the third Mothers day in a row now... What fun!

Present made at school by the 6 yr old. Small plant he grew all by himself in a cup and a homemade card. My favorites. I will promise not to kill this plant too son, I will do my best.

The rest of the day is spent chasing the baby, reprimanding the 3 yr old for running/jumping/throwing things...again and listening to the 6 yr old ask "When's Dad coming home" every 5 minutes.

4:30pm. Dad is home, and sitting quietly with all the kids. Dammit. He must slip them a mickey when he comes in the door.

6pm. I run out for Popeyes chicken so I don't have to cook tonight. It's my only escape for the whole day. I cherish it and drive really slowly there and back.

Home for Dinner and fun with the kids.

Kids in bed at 9, quiet time for Mom and Dad. Quiet time is watching the Sopranos and Wind Tunnel on Speed Channel, then going to bed.

Oh yeah, he did tell me yesterday morning that he hoped I had a good mothers day.

And he forgot to call his own mother.

Welcome to my world.

The Queen has a new title

Oh yeah, I like this title. I shall require that all my minions address me as such from now on.

Ball Buster - the Game

Should have been a family favorite this whole time. I wish I had one.

What number is your fruit?

I've gotten most of them memorized, from shopping for as much produce as I usually do, but have you ever wondered why the labels on the fruit are given the numbers they have?

Wonder no more.

There is a simple 3 category listing for fruits.

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Conventional Fruit Labels

Four digits and does not start with 9 (they usually start with a 4)

Organic Fruit Labels

Five digits and starts with a 9

Genetically Modified Fruits

Start with the digit 8

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EEK! Really? Now personally, I've never seen a genetically modified fruit in my local grocery store, and certainly not in my local farmers market. Rest assured though, I will keep an eye out from now on, and if I find one, my next stop will be a the managers office on the way out to complain loudly.

Hey Jude

How did you find me?

It seems as though my keyword searches leave something to be desired when related to my content.

Here's how some of you found me...

Google:

1. Big and Sexy Bitches (awesome, I'm not big of course, but I'm damned sexy!)
2. Earth Day Demotivator (once again, awesome...because I'm all about being Anti-Green)
3. Keychains for Mom (Sorry there buddy, I'm not selling them, I'm carrying them. Go get Mom a card for Mothers day, because giving her a keychain would suck as a gift)
4. guillermo habacuc vargas (WTF?)
5. Older Bitches (Hey now, I'm not even middle-aged yet!)